Self portrait

Self doesn't know how to shave, he's a hairy guy. He scares the neighbors. Self walks his dog at nine at night. His dog chases pigeons. Self's head is in the clouds, in the bars, in your pants. When Self gets an idea ... well, just watch out.

Self is a friend you want, but not in public. Self is asleep at the wheel. Self is a special, special guy. Self is something you were a lot as a kid but maybe aren't much now.

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