"Hello Gemini Inc. that's G-E-M-I-N-I cuz we're twins how can I help you.
Nope wrong I knew you'd guess wrong I'm the other one.
Yes the less cute one but gawd you didn't have to put it that way.
I mean are you a total loser or what.
Yeah fine I'll let you talk to `the cuter one' hey Pollux! live one on line 2.

Hello Gemini Inc. that's G-E-M-I-N-I cuz we're twins how can I help you....
Yeah this is Castor what can I do for you.
Look Pollux is busy I'm just as good as Pollux except maybe not as cute but
I told you he's on another line didn't I just tell you he's busy?
Just tell me what the hell you want and
Jesus what an asshole.

Hello Gemini Inc. that's G-E-M-I what?
Yeah yeah everyone wants to talk to Pollux you didn't have to interrupt me.
I don't give a shit I'm just as good as he is and who the fuck are you.
He is NOT that much cuter we're TWINS goddammit.
FUCK OFF!

Hello Gemini Inc. that's G-E-M-I-N-I cuz we're twins how can I help you.
Yeah this is Castor.
O finally someone who wants to talk to me instead of Mr Beautiful over there.
What?
I DO NOT NEED A FUCKING SHRINK I do NOT NEED a goddamn who put you up to this?
O yeah o yeah I did suspect as much O yeah o yeah o...

Hello Gemini Inc. that's G-E-M-I-N-I cuz that's my name how can I help you.
Pollux who?"