Finger (a), tipped by nail (b) and print (c), found superior to head (d), tipped by hair (e), causing much jealousy in head (d) and hair (e). Head (d) forms plan to revenge itself upon finger (a), with hair (e) in collusion, while nail (b) schemes with ribs (f) to head off possible rebellion by larynx (g). Head (d) nonplussed. Kneecap (h) takes advantage of confusion to execute coup, placing itself as supreme dictator with rectum (i) as second-in-command. Head (d) and finger (a) reduced to involuntary spasms.