... it is important that organs be precisely placed and their positions maintained. The following table shall help you calculate properly balanced locations of the most vital organs:

Organ .............. Function .......................... Weight (dzeir)

stomach              center of persistence                9
larynx               center of creativity                 4
right kidney         extremum of generosity               7
left kidney          extremum of niggardliness            6
pancreas             center of information                6
brain                extremum of disturbance              5
testicles (M)        extremum of stasis                   7
ovaries (F)          center of production                 6

As can be seen the ``natural'' placement of organs i.e. that which is typical for the human body as born is not necessarily the ``optimal''. For example right kidney/left kidney do not precisely balance and therefore shall not be symmetric in an optimal placement; this leads to the technique of Grefe Strei (right-kidney adjustment), the first major organ placement surgery developed.

One should also note that while testicles and brain form two contrapuntal extrema, ovaries are a center unto themselves and do not directly counterbalance the female brain. As a result the female brain has evolved self-stabilizing mechanisms which, however, are purely internal to that organ and are subject to tidal effects from other organs in the vicinity, i.e. sensory organs. However the sensory organs are ``minor organs'' and only the ebb tides need be considered, in which the brain pulls back from the senses and engages self-stabilization without recourse to gravitation.

Without surgery some amounts of organ rearrangement are possible through high impact massage and external balancing exercises, but these methods ...