From alt.sex:

In article <2653@ukecc.engr.uky.edu> grant@engr.uky.edu (Stephen Grant) writes:

We have all heard of the "Female orgasm", but does it really exist?

The Yeti. Frankenstein. Dracula. The Loch Ness Monster. The Boogeyman. These are all monsters out of our worst nightmares. Yet none can compare in horror to the stories of the dreaded "Female Orgasm." Many children do not sleep well at night because of the fear that a female orgasm will jump out of their closet and eat them right in their bed. Even grown men have been known to leave their lights on at night for this very reason.

In the past few decades tales of sightings of female orgasms have been dismissed as apocryphal. But now people are starting to wonder. The facts are too well-verified to be ignored. The FBI has shrouded the history of female orgasm sightings in a cloud of "probable explanations" involving satellites and old weather balloons. It's time for the truth to come out. And so ABC is proud to present:

GERALDO RIVERA'S SEARCH FOR THE FEMALE ORGASM

The major television event of the year. Coming to your local ABC station this fall.