"Come on, Johnny, it's time to get your penis cut."

"But mommy, won't it hurt?"

"Don't worry, it won't hurt a bit. There aren't any nerves in your penis."

"But it's only a foot long right now..."

"It looks messy. It's already hard to brush."

"But mommy, you let Julie grow HER penis really long!"

"That's because she's a girl. You wouldn't want someone to mistake you for a girl because you have long penis, would you?"

"But..."

"No more buts. The butcher is a very nice man, and he'll give you a very nice peniscut."