Pleasant music. Shot of blond-haired, blue-eyed young woman in a nicely-furnished middle-class living room. The woman is attractive, with just a hint of intensity to her stare.

Woman: I'm a 20-year-old college student with a 4.0 GPA, majoring in political science. My future looks bright. But...I was almost never born.

Blurry shot of disc-shaped object flying through air. Cut to woman's mother standing glassy-eyed at window, bathed in eerie light.

Woman: When my father found out how my mom got pregnant, he wanted her to have an abortion.

Shot of mother and father arguing.

Woman: At first she almost gave in. They even went to a so-called abortion "clinic"...but my mother decided against it at the last minute.

Shot of doctor between mother's upraised legs, holding instruments. A long, spiky tendril reaches out from mother's vagina and strangles doctor into unconsciousness.

Woman: She'd decided to stand up for what she believes in: that every life is sacred and precious. And she's never regretted it. Sure, we've had some rough times...

Shot of father approaching crib with pillow, murder in his eyes. When he is five feet away, a long, spiky tendril shoots out from the crib and punches a hole through his chest. Cut to shot of father laid out on a table, opened up. Blond-haired, blue-eyed baby girl hovers over the table, performing experiments on his body with strange, intricate devices.

Woman: But you know what? Now we're all one big happy family.

Shot of woman, her mother, and three identical copies of her father all holding hands. A bit of tendril can be seen poking around the waist of the father on the right.

Announcer: Aliens. What a beautiful choice.