Our luscious all-meat menu features:

• "Fake Vegetables Deluxe": made out of 100% meat by-products
• "Spicy Fake Tofu": a special mixture of condor and harp-seal meat
• "Master Race Special": coelecanth baked in whale blubber (comes with free Nelson Mandela as appetizer)
• A stunning array of desserts served with generous dollops of fluorocarbons

Our restaurant is designed for your comfort, convenience, and aesthetic pleasure:

• All seats lined with polar bear and ocelot fur
• No wheelchair access, no no-smoking sections
• All food served exclusively on non-biodegradable styrofoam with disposable ivory flatware
• Separate bathrooms for patrons and coloured servants
• We use only GE lightbulbs in our fixtures
• For before-dinner entertainment, "U-chase-it, U-catch-it, U-torture-it, U-kill-it, WE do the dishes"--live animals (with genetically-engineered extra legs and arms to produce the most meat per capita) kept in small coops and injected with the finest hormones available anywhere
• For after-dinner entertainment, come next door to the Animal Research Hut and receive a FREE flayed rabbit with purchase of lipstick (limit one per customer)
• Convenient Bayside location with undersea garbage disposal--no messy dumpsters out back for grotty homeless people to dig through

Our dining area is guarded by staff trained in crowd control and subjugation.

So come on down to P. W. & ADOLF'S POLITICALLY INCORRECT RESTAURANT and enjoy your natural superiority to lower life forms!