Self doesn't know how to shave, he's a hairy
guy.  He scares the neighbors.  Self walks his
dog at nine at night.  His dog chases pigeons.
Self's head is in the clouds, in the bars, in
your pants.  When Self gets an idea ... well,
just watch out.

Self is a friend you want, but not in public.
Self is asleep at the wheel.
Self is a special, special guy.
Self
     is
        something you were a lot as a kid but maybe aren't much now.