upon waking up in my head

Are you FIBER-FRIENDLY?

Find out with PENCIL-TEST![tm]

Instructions for use:

  1. Upwrite crosscheck.
  2. Pop the batten.
  3. Insert decks. GO DECKS!!!
  4. A disruption.
  5. We have patented the mechanism against enemy persons.
  6. Overturn main chassis.
  7. [see figure]
  8. No more pasting or folding.
  9. Enter password. ("Password," IT SAYS!!!)
  1. Upwrite crosscheck.
  2. Pop the batten.
  3. Insert decks. THIS TIME BLOW DECKS!!!
10. Are you FIBER-FRIENDLY? NOW YOU FIND OUT!!!

--WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR UNAUTHORIZED USE OF THE SYSTEM!--
--WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU ARE NOT ACCOUNTED FOR!--
--CHECK FIRST WITH YOUR SUPERVISOR!--
--WE HOPE YOU ARE FIBER-FRIENDLY!!!--

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